Friday, February 1, 2008

HOW TO PICK WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS


I read about a man who lays a calculator on the ground and lets his chicken tramp the keypad. He then plays the numbers displayed in their respective lottery. I have taken it a step further, and used our cats as number selectors (I don't have a chicken, yet). Poncho has already selected his number set, and precious will soon have hers selected, as soon as I get her out from under the bed. I did have to manipulate both cats legs. I assure you, I did not touch the keypad. I will keep you posted on how the cats fared in our Texas lotteries......

If anyone has a chicken, please follow the procedure above, and send me the numbers. I will reward you with a sizeable portion of the winnings.

HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY

I read about a man who lays a calculator on the ground and lets his chicken tramp on it. The numbers the ckicken stepped on are played in the next drawing . I have taken it a step further, and chose our cats as "number pickers." Poncho has chosen his set, and when I get Precious out from under the bed, she too will have her numbers picked.


I did have to manipulate both cats paws, but I assure you, I did not touch the keypad.


If anyone has a chicken, please follow the same procedures listed above, and send me the numbers. I will split the winnings 50-50.


They never did say if the chickens numbers actually won..................

Sunday, January 27, 2008

my website

http://www.dallastexas.ezhoster.com/

There are great links, including some old pics. of Dallas, Texas, including Casa Linda Plaza (only the Casa Linda Theater and the Mobil gas station are built). In addition, there are some pics. of Port Isabella.

http://dallastexas.ezhoster.com/adsense.html

These are the google ads links that I am supposed to make a ton of money when people click. That's not happening, I don't have any traffic to my site. I made this site using http://www.coolpage.com/ software. It's easy, and only costs $29 a year to have someone maintain the link.

Some links include http://www.keithproducts.com/ (aircraft a/c), http://www.freetranslation.com/ (find out what the immigrants are saying to you), and http://www.performance.toast.net/ (check your connection speed). Have you ever seen a catfish this big????? http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/n_2004_catfish.htm

I have a link to email me (I have emails from Africa everyday: it appears I am rich, and just need to contact the person to pick up my $$$$$, so don't forward any more "presidents of Uganda" mails. I am awaiting my first payment).