Friday, February 1, 2008

HOW TO PICK WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS


I read about a man who lays a calculator on the ground and lets his chicken tramp the keypad. He then plays the numbers displayed in their respective lottery. I have taken it a step further, and used our cats as number selectors (I don't have a chicken, yet). Poncho has already selected his number set, and precious will soon have hers selected, as soon as I get her out from under the bed. I did have to manipulate both cats legs. I assure you, I did not touch the keypad. I will keep you posted on how the cats fared in our Texas lotteries......

If anyone has a chicken, please follow the procedure above, and send me the numbers. I will reward you with a sizeable portion of the winnings.

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